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Greetings, I am ALONTE King of my domain, Lord of my lands and Harborer of many riches instilled upon me by my many admirers.
I have been trapped in this 5 lb Chihuahua body for my entire life and yet I still possess the aura of a Great Black Bear, but I still have a slight Mexican accent and have inherent cravings for Tequila and the George Lopez show . I live and rule in Rochester, NY with my servants and attendants. They have many traits that have been beneficial to my reign.
First there is my Mommi, she is kind, loving, beautiful and has wonderful lap and warm bed. She also rubs me daily and gives me the most attention in the house because she understands I am at top of the hierarchy. Second there is Papi, he can be a bit jealous at times with the attention and love mommi gives me, but also understands his place. He is to feed me and support my daily needs in the absence of Mommi. In this capacity he does OK and should be awarded with a cookie from time to time. Then there are the lower animal life forms in the castle. These are as follows:
Otis - He is a HUGE dog, he has no manners, civil understanding, dining etiquette nor basic common sense. He is easily tricked into thinking Papi has thrown an object behind him when clearly Papi still has it in his hand, he is constantly harassed by the squirrels for their amusement and exercise. He is though very useful in the perimeter guarding of my castle, so I keep him around.
Runaway - She is dog also and mother of Otis beast. She is getting old, but still has her uses to me. She keeps my beds nice and warm until I am ready to use them, and also acts as my personal bodyguard within the confines of the castle.
Emily - She is oldest, smallest and most unapproachable of the gato regime in castle. She is typical feline with aspirations of dethroning me if possible. She spends time outside killing small prey such as birds, rodents and the occasional beating of other gatos in my territory. I keep her on short leash as far as her allowances and I utilize her combat skills to keep other gatos in line.
Terrance - He is one of the new gatos of the castle. Both new gatos are brothers and have visually hideous mutations, his are; extra toes and unsymmetrical head size (too small for his body). He eats allot and has created a large pouch in abdominal region. He states it is to be filled with the yellow raspberries that he will acquire from some "Purple Unicorn" creature to give him the ability to fly.....obviously has some form of brain damage. He is also very prissy and vain. I keep him around for future need of more foot soldiers as I amass more riches.
Bob - He is the final member of family and brother of Terrance. Bob also has extra toes and also no tail, hence his name of Bob. this one is very free spirited and simple minded. also believes in this Purple Unicorn creature and hopes it will bring him power to become invisible. He has no real sense of the workings of the castle, but is valuable for entertainment in a jester role. So I allow him to live.

Iwish to offer my leadership, counsel adventures and stories to all of you in hopes of expanding my kingdoms and amassing more treasures. You may now offer your kind words and salutations to me in hopes of gaining my affections. I will offer and post news and insights into life in my castle as the days come and go, so you may enrich your lives in knowing I am fruitful.