I am back to provide...honor me as you should.

My loyal, dependable subjects-
I have shared with you the news of the passing of Kitty (Emily) the mightiest of the Gatos. Now I shall also provide you with good tidings of my return to your weekly lives. The Kingdom as you know, has seen much change and our borders have increased tenfold from our Gato Army conquering new lands and our fruitful cultivating practices.
I have negotiated, with new neighboring businesses, for my Mommi and Poppi to go serve as slaves during the day. In return, these business owners provide them with currency to take home to me. It is a fair negotiation so far, however I may have to raid their lands and take their wealth reserves so I can have Mommi stay at the castle during the day to entertain and serve me throughout the day.
My royal accountants tell me to wait until the new market "bubble" is ready to burst and then make our move. I don't know what this bubble is, but the Otis beast is in training to be ready to lead the assault on their defenses when the time arises.
The other Gato freaks of nature Terrance and Bob are doing a fine job in keeping me entertained and also keeping the borders within the castle walls protected. They also provide me with warmth from their fat bellies when I choose to slumber on them. For now, the are still providing a purpose and will therefore continue to live. The freakish toes of Terrance are helpful when we have an insect breach our perimeter and Bob's opposing thumbs are a bit unsettling to look at, however are very nice when he is giving me a royal massage.

We are also welcoming a new member of our family. Our close friends the Duke and Duchess of Newark, Mike and Emily have been blessed with child and his name is Sean. He will be a Lord in my court until he is old enough to run one of my kingdoms across the sea. He will be taught by the finest scholars and trained by the finest warriors.

We have been plagued with a threat to our sporting competition. Apparently the warriors within the sport arena feel as though they are under compensated and the masters of these slaves feel the warriors have enough. I have been, of course, afflicted with the burden and distraction of having to mitigate the terms of this dispute and in doing so, became very troubled and vexed. Therefore it was my decision to behead all of them. So, not to bring you dismay but I must announce the absence of your beloved NFL, unless of course we find replacements. I hear the squirrels, possums and raccoons are quite agile and they are cheap.

I now leave you with hope and inspiration. May you be able to provide for me, your King so that I may live long and prosper!!

Your King,
Alonte !