This week an Assassin's attack was thwarted by my Otis beast.
Don't worry my loyal subjects, your King is still alive and well. The would be Assassin was using the stealth cover of the night to aid in his attempt at taking my life. However, his plan was foiled by the Otis beast's skills.
My Mommi was letting the beasts out for their early morning patrol of the perimeter (the one where Poppi is still sleeping like lump on log) and the Otis beast noticed the Kitty Assassin lurking about on the deck. He quickly used his size, speed and loud barking to shock the kitty and force it to flee, while Runaway beast put herself between the door and the Assassin in case it got by Otis somehow and tried to finish the job.
The Kitty Assassin ended up running up one of our trees in a feeble attempt for escape. Of course it does not know of the tree's special power in making all kitty's afraid of heights (this technology was created by my royal scientists in my defence department), so it ended up staying up there for two days. Also, with all of this commotion and excitement Poppi was still asleep...this makes me think that the Kitty Assassin drugged Poppi with a dart or some other drug delivery device.
Two days later at 4 o'clock in the morning, a woman was calling out for the Kitty Assassin, posing as it's Mommi. My Mommi heard the woman and with her merciful heart, ended up allowing the charlatan to take the Kitty Assassin back with her as an act of good measure and a bargaining chip to use at another time. My Mommi is convinced this was an act sanctioned by the neighboring King Horace. She has already come up with a scheme that will include one of our Kitty Assassins, Terrance (the one with the extra paws on each hand...gross but very effective in the deadly arts).
Terrance will be tasked to dispatch King Horace in his sleep and make it brutal and profound so that to make a clear statement to all who dare to threaten your King Alonte!!
Mommi is a very good tactician, she gives off a presence of forgiveness and regal fortitude, but she will be more deadly than pestilence itself when it comes to her family. Another good thing to have as a ruler.
So again, be at ease my subjects, it will take allot more than a little Kitty Assassin to take your Alonte away. HA HA!!
I will check back with you all soon, so please bask in my wonderful praise and pay homage to your ruler King Alonte.
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